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Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married. Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her...

You should of had your boat insured with BOAT US. I know the premiums are higher than others, but when you have a loss they give you a check real soon. Always get an Agreed Value Policy and start with the amount that you paid for the boat. Every boat that I have had I have insured withBOAT US...

I was in the Texas Rose Bar and Grill last night, sitting at the bar waiting for a beer, when an unattractive, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the rear. She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.” I looked at her said,” Have you got a pen.” She said, “I sure do."...

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India . The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. It is a simple test of your English language skills. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.' Mujibar said, 'I am ready.' The manager said, 'You...

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client, "So listen, Fred, I have some good news and I have some bad news." The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; let's hear the good news first." The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife...

This guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade... "My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f**king mess, the dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still...

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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to...

I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right." I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

A man shows up at the Pearly Gates, St Peter asked him to tell his story as to why he was there. He said that he and his wife were going to their favorite restaurant and there were 4 rough bikers standing at the door and they said some bad comments about his wife's anatomy. He said that he...

A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, 'No...

I went into the hospital on Oct 10, surgery for a really bad gall bladder on Oct 12, went home on Sat 22. Had complications and back in the hospital on Sun 23 for more treatment (torcher). Came home today Oct 20. Enjoying time at home resting for a few weeks. I know everybody at the Gulf...

The Gulf Coast Gathering at Rivercrest is a wonderful experience. My wife and I have been hear 8 times. Some unexpected health problems came up and I will be having Gall Bladder surgery this week so we will not be able to attend. I know there will be a good crowd and you will all enjoy...

tomherrick, You might also check out the Best Western in Apalachicola. We are staying there. Nice and clean, good rooms, pool, and free breakfast. There are several good Bed and Breakfast places. Also the El Rancho Motel. Not as nice. We have also stayed at the Main Stay Inn in Port St. Joe...

Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant. My eight year-old grandson asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would thank you even more if Grandpa gets us ice cream for dessert. And liberty and justice...

Marc, If you need any help after the storm: I have a chain saw. Let me know and I will come to Apalachicola and give you some help. FREE HELP! Did I say FREE - Yes. Dave

I am so glad that the date was decided early this year. If you are planning on coming, make you reservations early. You can always cancel later if things come up and you cannot make it. I think this will be my 8th Apalachicola Gathering. It is one of the best fun and relaxed times on a...

I heard a simular story like this: The Captain was asked since they were sailing across the time zone at the exact time so that they would have two Thursdays or two Fridays and the mate asked which would it be? The Captain explained that there would be two Fridays. The Mate asked why...

When your wife says "LETS TALK" Holy shit, what did I do now?

A GPS is really nice to look at, BUT I am from the "old school" I rely on paper charts, a compass, look at my surroundings and most of all I pay attention. The price of good seamanship is constant vigilance!