Ugliest boat afloat ?

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Whats the first?


Sark
 
Dan-

Not much of anything looks good in that color!

Here are some thngs that look terrible in that color (Spoiled
French's Mustard #12):

Your car / truck.

Exotic sports cars, too.

Your house.

Your golf shoes.

Cruise Ships.

The Space Shuttle.

Nuclear submarines and aircraft carriers.

One's wife or girlfriend in a French Maid's outfit of that color.

St. Peter and the Pearly Gates O'Gold.

Seems it just about does anything in, terminally.

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Ok, what was the ugliest boat ever?.......


Joe.
 
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The ugliest has to be one of those Reinell 26 sailboats made about 25 years ago. They had those smoked trapezoidal windows that bulged-out of the cabin trunk on the sides that made it look like some kind of mutant alien insect. They were usually is some hideous yellow or orange that resembled a dusty reject Sears color that had been in the warehouse for years.

Gee, that doesn't sound opinionated at all, does it?

Nick
"Valkyrie"
 
I have one that takes the cake but I don't know how to insert a picture in this - would someone let me know please.

Cheers - Dave
 
Diapers in that color aren't too cool either. :lol:

Lloyds
(father of 6, something of an expert)
 
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uncle_otto

I'd forgot about that photo of Sea Shadow in my album.

Lets get a work party going and paint it mustard!

Lloyds- Strange you should mention the color connection with babies!

Back in 1954, Chevrolet came up with a darker, browner tone that all the teenagers refered to affectionately as "Baby S____ Brown." Pretty picturesque! Still, it's a bid rude and offensive, but then so can be diapers.

Joe.
 
"SEA SHADOW" may not be good looking in person but on radar it's darn near invisible. It's got the best Stealth technology the Navy and the Skunk Works had when it was built. Besides, you could use it for a C-Dory on the water garage.... :shock: :shock:

Charlie
 
Uncle Otto,
That thing looks like someone ditched a stealth fighter.
 
You guys are not even close. i have that beat easy. saw this "thing" on the big c last year above kalama. it had everthing. fridge, tv, microwave, bbq (full size) you name it, he had it.

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Tom-

You might have taken over the lead for a while, but no longer!

Top THIS!!!


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"REDNECK YACHT"




Joe.
 
Ugly is in the eye of the beholder.

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IMO the 24 Tomcat is right up there with some of the ugliest.
 
Good Gawd! I think we have our winner...that was hideous.
 
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