Two moons out last night

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Dene

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We're docked at the Vancouver Wa. transient dock with one other boat. At 2:30 am., I'm awakened to loud voices right outside my boat, near the end of the dock. To my disbelief, there are two men and a very naked woman, obviously drunk, swimming in the Columbia river. Swimming is clearly prohibited here. Lotsa current. Curiously the men are clothed. (fine by me).

To make matters worse, they get the brilliant idea to jump off a nearby dolphin. Being that I'm an auxilarist, newly crew qualified, I decide to alert the police. They arrived a half hour later, just as they were leaving. Unsure if they were arrested.

Anybody witness two moons like this before?? :moon

-Greg
 
Sea Wolf":3hq21rma said:
VIDEO ON THE 6 O'CLOCK NEWS?
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Dang....why didn't I think of that? Had a video camera on board. I could have zoomed in on the rosebud tattooed on her right cheek. :film

-Greg
 
starcrafttom":342fjz1s said:
Very naked?? you are or your not. how good of a sight it is is the only question.
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Skanky. The type that has been naked in front of many men.

Regardless....it was quite a sight.

-Greg
 
To make matters worse, they get the brilliant idea to jump off a nearby dolphin. Being that I'm an auxilarist, newly crew qualified, I decide to alert the police. They arrived a half hour later, just as they were leaving. Unsure if they were arrested.

Wow, with all the above credentials I'm thinking a citizens arrest might have been in order. I guess it would have been better if they'd been arrested? The nerve of some people! Did you get her name? :moon
D.D.
 
Yaa DD. Bust em and get lots of pics. I am sure you would get an award from the aux for environmental safety and have a great slide show for aux meetings.

Personally I would just go back to sleep and count sheep again. I am glad people have fun. It was not in broad daylight it was in broad nite and all he saw was two moons.
 
now, i know how repulsed you are about this very discouraging and despicable act, however, should you witness any future form of two moon nakedness, please re-direct their actions to lake cumberland, as, we, at beautiful lake cumberland have strive to reform this kind of behavior, and, i might add, i will personally commit to the attention required for the complete and full recovery of this individual, providing, she follows my commands. this type of inappropriate, might i even say, lude behavior is at the very root of our nation's downturn. we must band together and stamp out the two moon move. as you can tell, i am fired up over this issue and probably, in need of medication at this time.
thank you for bringing this matter to my attention, i will confer with the executive board at c-dory for their approval on exactly what course of action needs to be considered.
best regards and pray for my success.
pat
 
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