Well, I was told not to say anything, but Tom gets cheerleaders and Maui, Phil gets $600 mil, and all was promised was a 10% discount at Denny's and a free tire inspection at Discount Tire?? Somehow that doesn't seem equitable!
What? That was AARP, not C-Brats? In the words of the philosopher Emily Litella: nevermind.
If that poll is still open, I would go for one cheerleader, $200 mil, and I'll still be quiet about it.