DYING LAUGHING!!!
You guys are hilarious.
In the spirit of making it to page 5, we’ve owned a Ranger Tug R-29 and are now the proud owners of a C-Dory 22’ Cruiser. Both boats favorites for different reasons, but C-Dory a little more favorite because:
1. All around, more fun!
2. Faster getting to where we want to go!
3. Less maintenance!
4. Easy maintenance! (Try replacing a belt on the R-29 Yanmar. I dare you.)
5. Easy to DIY upgrade and customize!
6. Easy to haul in & out and a pleasure to tow!
7. No thru hulls, BONUS.
8. White hull, BONUS. See #3.
Then there’s this: The R-29 was six times the price of our first house. Oh my god, what were we thinking?!
And this: Ranger Tugs are beautiful with all the fancy features you could ever want, but it’s a good thing I’m a little OCD with cleaning or I could be recounting a sad story.
We were getting the boat ready for a trip to Catalina Island, our kids were flying in from Toronto to join us. I pulled everything out of the teak cabinets in the cockpit to clean inside. I reached into the starboard quarter as far as I could with a soapy towel and when I pulled it out, my white towel was brown/orange. Huh? I rinsed it out, reached back in, and again a lot of brown/orange and this time, a rusty nut & bolt, still screwed together, but no head on the bolt. Now I’m wondering, what’s on the other side? Where did the bolt come from? So I went to have a look. I noticed the muffler had a bit of rust on it and I could see the top two bolt heads, still seated. I couldn’t see the bottom two bolt heads, they were under the muffler and under the waterline. Back to the cabinet with a flashlight and a mirror. I found another rusted nut & bolt (with no head) laying deep in the back corner, near the muffler. Contorting myself with flashlight and mirror, I could now see that the two bottom holes for the muffler, had no bolts. And then the realization that they were under the waterline.
We had her hauled out the next morning and watched the shipyard do the repair. The two remaining bolts broke when they tried to loosen them. The Ranger Tug factory had missed a ground wire on the muffler. The wire was there, just not attached to anything, so the stainless steel bolts failed. We had a bit of a come to Jesus moment and a couple of months later, we decided to sell.
That being said, we lived on our R-29 for almost four years and loved it. For real. Great boat. Even better boat if you’re a multi millionaire.
Here’s to page 5!