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Burma Shave with the Statler Brothers
You may need to watch it twice; once to watch the Burma shave signs change and once to catch all the pictures plus listening to the music of the Statler Brothers.
For those of you too young to remember"too bad you missed it!"
Do we remember these?
You may need to watch it twice; once to watch the Burma shave signs change and once to catch all the pictures plus listening to the music of the Statler Brothers.
For those of you too young to remember"too bad you missed it!"
Do we remember these?
dogon dory
New member
Sorry, Folks - Post Deleted By Author
Well, I'm generally not inclined to forward e-mails or post jokes, but this one just cracked me up (keep in mind that I like Kid-jokes)...
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms Whack,
I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti
looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The
frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog says that his
name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows
the bank manager. Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of
money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan.
She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. The frog says,
"Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about
half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patti
explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into
a back office. She finds the manager and says: "There's a frog called
Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow
$30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny
pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
(Are you ready ???)
(Are you sure you're ready ???)
The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti
Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone"
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms Whack,
I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti
looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The
frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog says that his
name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows
the bank manager. Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of
money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan.
She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. The frog says,
"Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about
half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patti
explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into
a back office. She finds the manager and says: "There's a frog called
Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow
$30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny
pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
(Are you ready ???)
(Are you sure you're ready ???)
The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti
Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone"
Captains Cat
New member
For those who never seem to have enough time....
:wink:
Charlie
:wink:
Charlie
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter
'What are you doing?', she asked.
'Hunting Flies', he responded.
'Oh. ! Killing any?', she asked.
'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'
He responded,
3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone'
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter
'What are you doing?', she asked.
'Hunting Flies', he responded.
'Oh. ! Killing any?', she asked.
'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'
He responded,
3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone'
Captains Cat
New member
From my daughter the Nurse Practicioner. Not sure she really suscribes to this but she sent it to Sally and I... :roll:
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you
:crook
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you
:crook
A man walks in a bank gets in line and when it was his turn, he pulls out a gun and robs the bank! But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The customer replies, "YES!"
The bank robber raises his gun, points it to his head, and BANG! Shoots him in the head, killing the man instantly.
He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man. "DID ... YOU... SEE... ME... ROB THIS BANK????"
The man calmly responds, "No.... but my wife did!"
The customer replies, "YES!"
The bank robber raises his gun, points it to his head, and BANG! Shoots him in the head, killing the man instantly.
He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man. "DID ... YOU... SEE... ME... ROB THIS BANK????"
The man calmly responds, "No.... but my wife did!"
> How to Make a Woman Happy
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> It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
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> 1. a friend
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> 2. a companion
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> 3. a lover
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> 4. a brother
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> 5. a father
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> 6. a master
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> 7. a chef
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> 8. an electrician
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> 9. a carpenter
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> 10. a plumber
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> 11. a mechanic
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> 12. a decorator
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> 13. a stylist
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> 14. a sexologist
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> 15. a gynecologist
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> 16. a psychologist
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> 17. a pest exterminator
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> 18. a psychiatrist
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> 19. a healer
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> 20. a good listener
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> 21. an organizer
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> 22. a good father
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> 23. very clean
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> 24. sympathetic
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> 25. athletic
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> 26. warm
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> 27. attentive
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> 28. gallant
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> 29. intelligent
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> 30. funny
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> 31. creative
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> 32. tender
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> 33. strong
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> 34. understanding
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> 35. tolerant
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> 36. prudent
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> 37. ambitious
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> 38. capable
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> 39. courageous
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> 40. determined
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> 41. true
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> 42. dependable
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> 43. passionate
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> 44. compassionate
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> WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
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> 45 give her compliments regularly
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> 46. love shopping
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> 47. be honest
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> 48. be very rich
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> 49. not stress her out
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> 50. not look at other girls
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> AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
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> 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
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> 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
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> 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
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> IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
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> 54. Never to forget :
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> * birthdays
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> * anniversaries
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> * arrangements she makes
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> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
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> 1. Show up naked
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> 2. Bring food
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> It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
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> 1. a friend
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> 2. a companion
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>
> 3. a lover
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> 4. a brother
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>
> 5. a father
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>
> 6. a master
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>
> 7. a chef
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>
> 8. an electrician
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>
> 9. a carpenter
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>
> 10. a plumber
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>
> 11. a mechanic
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>
> 12. a decorator
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>
> 13. a stylist
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>
> 14. a sexologist
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> 15. a gynecologist
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> 16. a psychologist
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>
> 17. a pest exterminator
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>
> 18. a psychiatrist
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>
> 19. a healer
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>
> 20. a good listener
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>
> 21. an organizer
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>
> 22. a good father
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>
> 23. very clean
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>
> 24. sympathetic
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>
> 25. athletic
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>
> 26. warm
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>
> 27. attentive
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> 28. gallant
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> 29. intelligent
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> 30. funny
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>
> 31. creative
>
>
> 32. tender
>
>
> 33. strong
>
>
> 34. understanding
>
>
> 35. tolerant
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>
> 36. prudent
>
>
> 37. ambitious
>
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> 38. capable
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> 39. courageous
>
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> 40. determined
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> 41. true
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> 42. dependable
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> 43. passionate
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> 44. compassionate
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> WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
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> 45 give her compliments regularly
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> 46. love shopping
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> 47. be honest
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>
> 48. be very rich
>
>
> 49. not stress her out
>
>
> 50. not look at other girls
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>
>
>
>
> AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
>
>
>
>
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> 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
>
>
> 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
>
>
> 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
>
>
>
>
>
> IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
>
>
>
>
>
> 54. Never to forget :
>
>
> * birthdays
>
>
> * anniversaries
>
>
> * arrangements she makes
>
>
>
>
>
> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
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> 1. Show up naked
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> 2. Bring food
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....more about happy....
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of
the car and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff
seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
And that's when the fight started.
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of
the car and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff
seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
And that's when the fight started.
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.
She asked Mike what he had done over the weekend.
"I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Pat what he had done.
"I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words."
She then asked little Charlie what he had done?
"I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Charlie thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the SHIT."
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"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.
She asked Mike what he had done over the weekend.
"I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Pat what he had done.
"I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words."
She then asked little Charlie what he had done?
"I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Charlie thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the SHIT."
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A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming
> from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Coors. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
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> The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
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> The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
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> The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
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> The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
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> One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All th e regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
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> The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the a new Church and I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my brothers though."
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> from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Coors. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
>
> The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
>
> The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
>
> The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
>
> The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
>
> One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All th e regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
>
> The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the a new Church and I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my brothers though."
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Bubba and Ray (insert state) mechanical engineers) were
> standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
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> A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
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> 'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,'
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> said Bubba, 'but we don't have a ladder.'
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> The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a
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> Few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a
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> Tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement,
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> announced, 'Eighteen feet, six inches,' and walked away.
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> Ray shook his head and laughed. 'Ain't that just like a
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> woman! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!'
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> Bubba and Ray are currently working for the government
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> supervising the reconstruction of the New Orleans levees.
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> standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
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> A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
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> 'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,'
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> said Bubba, 'but we don't have a ladder.'
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> The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a
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> Few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a
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> Tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement,
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> announced, 'Eighteen feet, six inches,' and walked away.
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>
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> Ray shook his head and laughed. 'Ain't that just like a
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> woman! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!'
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> Bubba and Ray are currently working for the government
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> supervising the reconstruction of the New Orleans levees.
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>
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a football."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$750"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have football boots."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$2250"
Man - "Sold."
A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, "Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy - "$3000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that s*** again. You're in my cupboard now."
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a football."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$750"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have football boots."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$2250"
Man - "Sold."
A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, "Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy - "$3000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that s*** again. You're in my cupboard now."
Charlie is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. 'That's it', he tells his wife. I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad... once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went.'
His wife sympathizes. As they sit down she says, 'Why don't you take my brother with you, and give it one more try'.
'That's no good', sighs Charlie. 'Your brother is a hundred and three. He can't help'.
'He may be a hundred and three', says the wife, 'but his eyesight is perfect'.
So the next day Charlie heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes an almighty swing and squints down the fairway. He turns to the brother-in-law. 'Did you see the ball?'
'Of course I did', says the brother-in-law. 'I have perfect eyesight.'
'Where did it go?', says Charlie.
'I can't remember'.
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His wife sympathizes. As they sit down she says, 'Why don't you take my brother with you, and give it one more try'.
'That's no good', sighs Charlie. 'Your brother is a hundred and three. He can't help'.
'He may be a hundred and three', says the wife, 'but his eyesight is perfect'.
So the next day Charlie heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes an almighty swing and squints down the fairway. He turns to the brother-in-law. 'Did you see the ball?'
'Of course I did', says the brother-in-law. 'I have perfect eyesight.'
'Where did it go?', says Charlie.
'I can't remember'.
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Subject: The Ranch Hand
A successful rancher died and left everything to his
devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very
little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a
ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a
drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied
she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him
around the house than the drunk..
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and
knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked hard and
the ranch was doing well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really
good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up
your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday
night.
He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the room, he found
the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine,
waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them
neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the
firelight.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands did as he was
told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes into
town again, you're fired!"
A successful rancher died and left everything to his
devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very
little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a
ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a
drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied
she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him
around the house than the drunk..
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and
knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked hard and
the ranch was doing well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really
good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up
your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday
night.
He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the room, he found
the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine,
waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them
neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the
firelight.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands did as he was
told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes into
town again, you're fired!"
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but..... Something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck, and we were unable to find it."
The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming to you, and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch."
The man perks up at this.
"So," the doctor says, "it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision."
The man agrees to talk with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day. "So," says the doctor, "have you spoken with your wife?"
"I have," says the man.
"And has she helped you in making the decision?"
"She has," says the man.
"And what is it?" asks the doctor.
"We're getting a new kitchen."
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but..... Something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck, and we were unable to find it."
The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming to you, and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch."
The man perks up at this.
"So," the doctor says, "it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision."
The man agrees to talk with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day. "So," says the doctor, "have you spoken with your wife?"
"I have," says the man.
"And has she helped you in making the decision?"
"She has," says the man.
"And what is it?" asks the doctor.
"We're getting a new kitchen."
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