Canucks on the Brat Map

Da Nag

Da Nag

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We've still no access to a free Canadian postal code database, which would allow our northern Brats to add themselves to the Brat Map.

However, in a moment of weakness - I agreed to add one of the pesky Canucks manually. I suppose they'll all want this special treatment now.

So listen up, eh. The process is easy - just follow these simple steps.

1. Make sure you are Canadian. If you're unsure, smash your big toe with a hammer, go to the hospital to get it fixed, then see if they give you a bill. If they do - stop reading now, you can add yourself to the Brat Map.

2. If not - reply to this thread, and ask to be added

3. Ensure your city and province have been entered in your profile

4. Apologize for Celine Dion

I'll add you as time permits, typically within a day or so.

You're welcome, hosers.
 
JamesTXSD":23yvv9p8 said:
And we know you meant "hosers" in the nicest way possible. 8)
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But of course.

Besides...even if I'm misconstrued by our heretofore map-less friends, we all know they're far too polite to make a fuss.
 
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… POOF! He's back in his office at the {provincial health ministry}...

At work, we hear the black hole joke often
Q Hey lab guy, name 2 black holes
A1 The ones in space (collapsed stars)
A2 Specimens sent to the lab
Have a nice day




I use

http://www.canadapost.ca/cpotools/apps/ ... ution=e1s1

when I ship microbiology CDs to Canada
 
A Fishin C and Paddle-2tc - done and done.

And dagnabit...I just lost $10. I bet a buddy of mine, one of the first three Canucks would actually apologize for Celine. Didn't happen until #4.

I knew I should have gone with Justin Bieber.
 
They are from that French part of Canada,the rest of Canada usually doesn't interact with them except during Federal elections. :lol: Tug
 
Ah excuse me Mr Da Nag I really don't want to bother you but at some point in time do you think it might be possible to add me to the brat map...
Again sorry to bother you with this, and sorry about Celine EH!!
Tnx JIMBO
 
Da Nag":1g9ltv7m said:
starcrafttom":1g9ltv7m said:
I love that movie, most of the actors are canadians.
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'Twas indeed good...but I'll go with these two every time.

"It's a jelly"...man, I love that line.
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Love Strange Brew - I even have the DVD - I'll lend you copy. "Steam Roller!" is an occasional thing I yell in bed. :lol:
 
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