C-Brat membership exam!

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In perusing the boards lately I get the feeling this next idea is just what we need.
How about a membership exam where we can sort em early and get back to the business of picking on the Sea hawks or some other productive thing?
I have started a list of potential questions and would encourage everyones input to help make this an even better site!

1. Do you own a C-Dory?
2. Do you own a C-dory?
3. Are you inclined to be disgruntled regularly? If so can you shut up about it?
4. On a scale of 1 to 10 , how mutch abuse can you endure? Not that we intend to abuse you but this question is important for political reasons.
5. Would you be willing to serve out a 1 year probation period.
6. Do you have Blonde hair and blue eyes? Whoa dude that must be the German talking, better give it over to the troops at this point.

Help us out here folks, bout 50 question should do it and if they pass then we can schedule personal interviews and issue their card!

Mike :smiled
 
Was it Groucho Marx who said, "I wouldn't belong to any organization that would allow someone like me as a member"??? 8)

Somehow I managed to pass the background check when I got my captain's license years ago... not sure I could hold up to that scrutiny again (after all, we've been hanging out with Dixie :mrgreen: ).

Good luck with the exam. Last time I had to go to the doctor, I stayed up all night studying for the blood test. :wink:

Any other one-liners folks wanna toss at Mike?

Best wishes,
Jim B.
 
Mike.....I have dibs on your boat!
 
7. if you find your self writing questions for membership for a board without rules, do not apply. :oops:
8. If you are unwilling to ignore topics that do not apply to you, do not apply :wink:
9. If you can not consider that there just maybe a boat better then a cdory. :shock: do not apply.
10. if your mind is shut.......... :smiled
 
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