In all seriousness I'm sure it was a sight to see. On our way back to the Port of Everett from Friday Harbor during the wife and my first "cruise" so to speak we were waived at by a crew on the Bayliner off the westside of Camano. He was dead in the water, engines, batteries and the likes. Radio was dead and had no signaling gear. Must have watched 3-4 boats pass him by and how they were trying to flag us down was not effective. Took and 5-6 takes to finally decide to slow down and head his way. They were adrift about 50-75 yards offshore heading north towards a sandbar. No sense of urgency and not prepared (and I am by no means experienced). It was a family of 5 with 2 young children oblivious to what was going on. We gave them a short tow to a mooring buoy and tied them off and radioed the CG. They were from E. WA, just bought the beast (1978 32' Bayliner). Cell phone with contacts left ashore and never thought to call anybody or even 911 from the wife's.
CG asked if we would be wiling to tow them to the nearest pier. Growing up on Camano I knew we were maybe 1-2 miles south of the Camano Island Yacht Club and they have a private dock so we agreed to do so and update the CG by cell as we went. I was a bit hesitant with evening creeping in, still 25 miles from port, being outweighed 3:1 by his boat and only having a deck cleat to tie off on. If it weren't for the 2 young children on board, probably would have left him on the mooring buoy. I was impressed at the little C-Dory and Yamaha 60's. Without stressing the engines and hardware, we tugged along at about 2-3 knots up to the Yacht Club, maneuvered into position, slung them around, brought them to the pier, tied them off and got back underway.
Kicked the Venture up to 4700 rpms on a glass sea, bow up rocking 30-32mph via gps (burning 6.5-7gph btw) and we were in Everett in no time!
Talk about gaining some experience your first real season on the water.