wannaboat":sk3tq4k0 said:
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Am I just being too paranoid? It's ok to tell me I am crazy.
You are crazy. In the words of the great philosopher Jimmy Buffett: "If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane." You're buying a boat - that alone makes you darn near certifiable. Welcome to the asylum.
wannaboat":sk3tq4k0 said:
On the other issues we have been discussing - they appear to merely be a fairly straight-forward matter of detailing. It sounds like others here agree.
In the end, I am not worried about the little issues. They will work themselves out, one way or the other.
I am just worried about the big problems. You know what I mean. You are half way down the ICW, broken down, and Joe-Bob is working on some fix - which invariably involves the words, "Dude, your boat needs $10 grand in repairs to get you back on the water. Just hand that credit card right on over to me. I'll take good care of it....
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mike
The reasons some of us buy a new boat: the assurance of a warranty. we want something no one else has screwed up yet (aka: DPO -Dreaded Previous Owner), we like that new boat smell. :wink:
I'm going to give you my opinion (feel free to completely ignore it, my little feelings won't be hurt): you NEED to be talking to the dealer. You buy a new boat from a dealer so you get all that cool "New Boat Shakedown Stuff" taken care of as part of the purchase agreement. That dealer is your go-between guy that takes care of those other-wise frustrating calls to the manufacturer. He is the one who makes sure you don't have to deal with "Joe-Bob" (and living in Texas, I know a few Joe-Bobs, btw). He is not the sneaky guy you have to work around. OR, if he is, you need to walk away. There are good dealers out there; people who really care that you are getting the boat of your dreams.
Seems to me that you could have saved yourself days of agonizing by talking to the dealer. We can debate the merits of the fishboxes here until the cows come home (and goodness knows we have), but the dealer is the guy who can say to you, "We'll yank that out and fix it or get another sent from the factory."
Taa-Daa! (that's the horn music that should be going off in your head right now)
If you're like most of us, you will take that shiny new boat out and whack a dock or one of your dumbass friends (perhaps named Bobby Joe) will jump into the fishbox and crack it. It's a boat - there will always be something to be messed with. The only people who don't have stuff to deal with on a boat are called FORMER boat owners. The rest of us are still crazy.
I had commented about a week into your adventure that you went from "I think I want a C-Dory" to "I found the right boat" faster than the norm (many of us take months to go through all the stages). Now you're in the "What If..." stage. As in: what if I buy this boat and the bottom falls out of it? What if I buy this boat and the first time I go out the engine explodes, I drift out to sea, and get eaten by a whale? What if I buy this boat, spend all this money that could have paid for my child's education, and find out I bought the wrong boat?
All scary propositions. And all of them are a reason to walk away. Dealers see this all the time... people get the I-wanna-buy-a-boat-crazies, then come to their senses. They go home and mow their lawns (or shovel their sidewalks this time of year if they live in the frozen northland), live lives of quiet desperation, and continue to be contributing members of society. They are no longer crazy. That little spark of insanity has gone out.
The rest of us here live lives of inane craziness. We ignore our lawns, scheme of ways to shuck our responsibilities so we can go out on our boats instead. We talk of "getting 4 mpg" as though that's a good thing. :crook We dress funny. People whisper about us behind our backs, but we don't care... we're out on our boats while they sit home and watch soap operas and game shows on TV. We don't know who did what on "Who Wants To Date My Great Dane?", but we can tell you about the great sunset we saw on the water yesterday. We find it hard to sleep if the bed isn't rocking. We're not sure what the date is, but we can tell you when high tide will occur today.
Crazy.
You come to this forum out of curiosity. You ask a few questions and get plenty of answers. Before long, you find that the people here make way more sense than those boring folks at work. This isn't a forum, Dude, this is the biggest group therapy session you've ever attended. And if this is crazy, we don't want to go back to being sane again. We've come to know "the great truth"... and now that you've been here a while, I'm going to share it with you:
It's a boat. It's not a car or a microwave or a TV. You're always going to be messing with it. And if something on it breaks... it's a boat. You fix it. Or, you call your new best friend, Joe-Bob, and he fixes it. Whatever it takes to get back out there again.
Crazy.
Oh, sure, there are some people here who are only half-crazy. They are able to keep a job and carry on conversations with the neighbors that don't ever use the words transom, pilothouse, bilge pump, gunnel, or chartplotter. They live productive lives and are able to assimilate well into society. But get them to a C-Brat gathering and they are just as crazy-ass as the rest of us.
You will hear about people who spend months living in the 100 or so square feet that these boats offer, and that will make perfect sense. Discussions of porta-potty vs fixed head will not only seem interesting, but you will feel compelled to participate. You will start to know people by their boat names... like Thataway Bob, SeaWolf Joe, TyBoo Mike, and a cast of characters that makes Joe-Bob seem like a perfectly normal name.
Bottom line: dealers love me or hate me 'cuz I speak the truth. ANY excuse to walk away from a boat will work. You can talk yourself out of it easily enough, because so little of this makes sense to people who aren't crazy.
It's a fishbox. Before long, it'll be full of bloody fish or soggy dock lines. It isn't a sign of the apocalypse or other catastrophic failure. It's fiberglass and it can be fixed. Don't call C-Dory because they don't really know how to talk to people. Oh, they're getting better... making brochures that show how we really use these boats... and on rare occasion someone from the factory posts here. They think they are just building boats. Talk to the dealer. He understands (or he should) that these are so much more than boats - they are dreams, aspirations, fantasies... they are the magic carpets that take us away from the real world. A good dealer will understand your concerns and be able to take care of them, and save you some sleepless nights. And the best part about the boat you're looking at: it's a NEW boat. After the dealer gets it set up just the way you want, YOU get to be the one who messes with it.
(Cue the Billy Joel music) "You may be right... I may be crazy. But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for..."
Good luck with your decision. If you read this far, you're probably already infected with the lunacy.
Best wishes,
Jim B.