tiger woods, selling yacht

i'm representing a group of c-brats who are considering purchasing tiger wood's yacht. can anyone tell us how expensive it would be to clean up excess DNA?
thank you
 
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tic reply

DNA is denatured using freshly prepared solution of 10% household bleach or by heat.

Determining the source takes more time and money
 
I don't approve of the situation Tiger got himself into, and the main stream media is sure piling on. However I would expect better from C-Brats. I don't believe in kicking a guy when he is down.
Just my two cents.
 
Have to agree with terry on this.

It a shame that the news is leading with the tiger woods parade of hoes instead of important issues. what,s worse are the folks that read it.
 
m2cw
I answered the technical part of posting.
I did not determine if the topic was valid or frivolous
Second, I do not approve of kicking...... anyone either

If the posting was not acceptable then one of the mods takes action. I moderate a large 3,000 microbiology list serve and it is a daily function to read every message and take action when needed. This site is the best and everyone is super in comparasion
I work in public health and seen a boatful of hateful items sent to abortion clinics in 2001 stating it was a dangerous biological agent. After this experience, I have a clearer picture of hate groups, defamation, libel and slander items
 
not kicking a person when he is down, this is not a situation where someone has an injury or illness. this particular person is blessed with a athletic gift. he has placed himself in the public's attention and has greatly profited from same. he has chosen a behavior that has harmed his family and his reputation. not to mention he is a boater. to some extent he is fair game. perhaps my humor was misplaced on this one, not sure, if one has placed himself in the public eye, has profited by advertisements designed to sell you and me a product or service, then, well what happens happens. didn't mean to ruffle any feathers here.
pat
 
Pat

You did not ruffle my feathers. I share your thoughts.
Heroes are hard to find.
My skin is tough as leather mainly b/c I work with alot of the folks that are constantly complaining IMHO and I am enjoying the day b/c I solved an age old math problem.

Q What is the hardest math problem in the world?
A. Taking time to count your blessings
 
Rock-C":17alwats said:
I don't approve of the situation Tiger got himself into, and the main stream media is sure piling on. However I would expect better from C-Brats. I don't believe in kicking a guy when he is down.
Just my two cents.

When is a better time to kick an arrogant hypocritical billionaire?? The whole point of having such a pretend straight arrow with poo all over his face is to laugh at him!!
 
If I had better sense, I would stay out of this. First, my opinion of Tiger and his situation is not important. Second, this topic (IMO) is irrevelant to anything to do with C-Dory, C-Brats or boating in general. I really don't want to see any of us not enjoying ourselves here.
 
Hey.... I ain't no Tiger woods.... he is taller and can have all the boats he wants.... :mrgreen: But.... I aint the Pat that posted this gig at the start either. :amgry :disgust :embarrased

Brother Pat... I love you man.... :love but I can get myself in enough trouble...without your help. :smileo

A good friend: Someone you call to get you out.
A great friend: Someone you look in the eye and ask...who we gonna call to get out of here. :thup :thup :smiled

Now go back to playing with your homes and insurance and boat Pat ...before I have to get Linda to put you back in the corner with that pointed hat.

BYRDMAN.... Really this time.. and back to boating
 
Hi Folks,

Like most situations, the Tiger Woods problem will blow over.

Why?

The history of golf has been one great golfer after another. With out the great golfer, nobody will watch it on TV. No tv, no money. Watching a Golf contest is like watching paint dry.

History of TV Golf has included, in my life time, Arnie Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Tiger Woods. The industry tried to make the Shark, Tom Watson and others as heros, but except for Tom Watson, none stuck.

Tiger will be back for the Masters. The Masters will break all records for TV Golf. Elin will be right beside him and will hug him after he wins the 2010 Masters by one stroke after coming from behind on the last two holes in overtime.

America will be happy, and a bunch of "cute" girls will better their carriers with pictures in PLAYBOY and PENTHOUSE. (Anybody want to buy the two copies of Penthouse featuring Margo Adams?)

Fred
 
OK... a teacher sent me this. And... I simply could not keep it to myself. OK, so this will be about boating, I hear Tiger is about to set sail on PRIVACY soon. You guys in FL keep an eye out.

and...what a teacher just sent me... and, it has nothing to do about boats and I could not help myself. Forgive me.

Byrdman

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm pretty smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these gals would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
 
dear mr. byrdman,
right when you thought the waters were calm, boom, another continuation of a bad tread. i was happy to see this tread disappear, all good jokes, but wrong audience. you and i should stick to the boat building, modification, new install, how's your trip planning, who's where, whats going on in your neck of the woods, post. now, you know me, i'm not one to stir the pot, and i mean pot as in pots and pans, not to offend any one, so, with that in mind i will bid mr. woods good health, good wealth and a good divorce attorney.
best regards, your most humble friend,
mr. patrick

ps: i have been sanctioned by the owners of the site, and they have demanded 80 hours of public service, of which 35 hours are to be for the exclusive benefit of mr. byrdman, i am not allowed to post again until this punishment has been concluded. lord help me!
 
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