MilesandMiles
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I have many friends in Canada and USE to visit them often, until last summer. I drove up to Northern Saskatchewan over Christmas, then again for the Ness Creek Folk Festival. Wonderful time as always. A few weeks later I was headed over to Newfoundland to visit some friends, got stopped at the border crossing, my life long record was ran head to toe, my car was COMPLETELY torn apart (even the air cleaner was removed--which they didn't even bother to reinstall) finally a 19 year old traffic ticket was discovered (speeding in a construction zone--I was 20 years old) it had been paid off for nearly two decades, but somehow, some way, this was enough to send the Canadian border guard in a frenzy of "you LIED to us! You said you didn't have a criminal record!" shamming me nearly to commit suicide on the spot. I tried to explain to him that it wasn't a big deal, even then. The ticket had nothing to do with drinking, or wreckless driving, etc. and I had already visited Canada TWICE in the past 6 weeks! Nope, I was turned back around, with apparently a call into the US side that I was a problem citizen (because toward the end I raised my voice in understandable bafflement and annoyance) The US guards had me drive 3 MPG along a special zone, while one of them had a stick with spikes ready to throw under my tires if I tried to "escape". Once inside a locked garage bay (yes I'm serious here) they lead me and my dog into a room where the grilled me (while tearing apart my car again) I explained the absurd situation, they ran my entire life history again, concluding that the Canadians indeed over-reacted, but their right to react however they want. The Canadian guard I had the misfortune to deal with was known by both sides to be an A1 asshole with a chip on his shoulder the size of Lake Erie. I was finally allowed to leave--stunned, vowing to NEVER have anything to do with Canada again. I looked into the "reabilitation" process: loads of paperwork, upward to a $1000 "processing fees" which still might result in "sorry, we don't want your tourist dollars".
Conclusion: I've been to Australia, New Zealand, most of the countries in Western Europe, a few in EASTERN Europe, Iceland, and Mexico, Never was there so much as a raised eye brow. Canada is a beautiful country, 60% of North America is locked up in it's borders--and in my opinion has politically gone straight off the deep end. I've had to tell my friends there, either meet me in Maine or Marry me, because I'm not going there again otherwise.
Oh...did I mention they also took my cell phone and read all my texts!!!
Welcome to the prison planet...no I'm not being hyperbolic.
Conclusion: I've been to Australia, New Zealand, most of the countries in Western Europe, a few in EASTERN Europe, Iceland, and Mexico, Never was there so much as a raised eye brow. Canada is a beautiful country, 60% of North America is locked up in it's borders--and in my opinion has politically gone straight off the deep end. I've had to tell my friends there, either meet me in Maine or Marry me, because I'm not going there again otherwise.
Oh...did I mention they also took my cell phone and read all my texts!!!
Welcome to the prison planet...no I'm not being hyperbolic.