I hear you about the humor and agree sometimes humor is the best answer - no issues/worries on that. However, as "others" who don't know us, aren't familiar w/ our candor, and aren't members might be cruising our site, it just might provide more of a clear meaning of the intention of the forum. Good points you make though.
Looks like I'll be ordering a new Rule-Mate come Monday.
Looks like I'll be ordering a new Rule-Mate come Monday.