The story is:
We where on a friend's can in front of the Yacht Club and had honored the Five O'clock rule on our boat when we got an invite to a boat closer to the Casino and off we went, four adults and two kids. Great party at that boat, lots to eat and quaff and then close to dark (this being in July and the sun just setting late), we get a call over the hosts radio to come over and out four rows or so to another boat that belonged to two LA Interior Decorators, and those boys two really had a nice little floating home (a nice new Island Packet) that had not only totally decked out interior but also an electric dispensing bar for adult beverages. When we finally got ready to row our Avon back to my Cape Dory 36', low and behold, no Avon and it was determined that the last person to step off the Avon onto the IP has just let the painter drop into the water and away she went out of the harbor with the tide and wind. About 8 hours later (time to get my head strait) I found her using the handheld spotlight about 8 miles out to sea. Great relief ensued and the Harbor Master was greatly impressed with with my Reciprocal Avon Overboard Calculations of winds/tides. By the way, the stripe on the side of the Avon looked like aircraft landing lights had come on when hit with the bazillion watt handheld light from quite a ways afar. So, twere not me that profaned you good character. See ya. Bob