Homeless guy steals a yacht and takes a Canadian joyride

[Sneaks]

I ran into this story this morning and had to share it.

This occasionally happens down here, but usually it's either a bunch of drunks lucky enough not to sink it or professionals who makes it "disappear".

 

[Da Nag]

"At the end of the day, he treated it with respect. It had to be cleaned, but there was no malicious damage."

Now...why can't American thieves be that courteous?

 

[Patrout]

I am shocked and outraged! Imagine, trying to cook a steak right on the element! :evil: