COVID-19 need to laugh?

Way back when this all started, (Like about Mar 1, 2020), I was listening to one of the national news broadcasts when the lady doing the talking was giving a report on how the "Virus" was coming to the USA. The (no typo here) "Corola" virus was going to be a big issue in the US. as big as it is in China.

Ahhhh "Corola" virus. WOW, I have had that since 1982. Got my first one then, and put 260,000 miles on it before I sold it and got a new 1984. Ahhhh the Corola virus. It has been around and reliable for a long time. :wink:

Harvey
SleepyC :moon

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When I had the Corola Virus, mine was gray and I didn't have the blue mask:oops:

I just found this on the Race to Alaska web site. They are going ahead with the race (scheduled for just after the first of June 2020). Thought I would share it as they have a bit of the sense of humor like some of us on the Brat site do so here it is from R2AK.

"**A note on COVID-19 humor: No, we’re not downplaying it, and yes, we have thought of what happens if someone reads this who has gotten the virus. Most models show that 40-60% of us are going to get it, so doing the math on people who read these, that’s at least 4-5 people.

It’s in our world, too. There’s a confirmed case in the big family who work in and around the Northwest Maritime Center (parent non-profit of the R2AK). This isn’t a “I have a black friend” justification for telling racist/COVID jokes, more to say we’re affected too, ignoring something doesn’t make it go away, and all of us need a bit of release.

If you’re still offended, we’d be happy to talk to you in person, just come by our offices…and if you’re still mad in however many weeks we’re all allowed to leave our homes and that becomes possible, then your beef is legit. We’ll air-hug it out then."
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Harvey
SleepyC :moon

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All are good. Keep 'em coming. Some days I just need a laugh... I'm gonna share that "tail gunner" one for sure.

..."corn teen". Jeezus... :lol:
 
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Nursing Care

A female nurse walks into a hospital room. There is an elderly man in the bed
wearing a face mask. He begins to say something. The nurse interrupted him
and said, “Don’t worry, I am just here to take your vitals.” She begins.

The man waits a moment and then asks, “Are my testicles black?

She disregards the question and continues taking his vitals

After a moment or two the man again asks, “Are my testicles black?”

Again she initially chose to disregard the question. But then, the man did look
seriously concerned. She decided it would cause no harm to do an inspection.
With that she removed the man’s blanket, and lifted up his hospital gown.

She then told him she was happy to report that his testicles were not black.

The man then removed his face mask and said, “That is good to know. What I
had asked was, “Are my test results back?”

Aye.
 
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