a woman who was rather old-fashioned, delicate, and elegant-especially in her language-was planning a week's vacation in nashville, tn. so she wrote a particular campground and asked for a reservation. she wanted to make sure the campground was fully equipped, but didn't quite know how to ask about toilet facilaties. after much deliberation she finally came up with the old-fashioned term 'bathroom commode', but when she wrote that down, she still thought she was being too forward. so, she started all over and rewrote the letter and referred to the bathroom commode merely as the B.C. does your campground have it's own B.C.? is what she actually wrote.
well, the campground owner wasn't old-fashion at all and when he got the letter, he just couldn't figure out what the woman was talking about. that B.C. business really stumped him.
after worrying about it for a while, the campground owner, finally came to the conclusion that the lady must be asking about the local baptist church, so he wrote the following reply,
dear madam,
i regret very much for the delay in answering your letter. i now take the pleasure in informing you that a B.C. is located nine miles north of our campground and is capable of seating 250 people at one time. i admit it is quite a distance away if you are in the habit of going regularly, but no doubt you will be please to know that a great number of people usually take their lunches along and make a day of it. they usually arrive early and stay late. the last time my wife and i went was six years ago and it was so crowded, we had to stand up the whole time we were there. it may interest you to know that now, there is a supper being planned to raise money to buy more seats. they're going to hold it in the basement of the B.C. i would like to say it pains me very much not to be able to go more regularly but it is sure no lack of desire on my part. as we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort, particularly in cold weather. if you decide to come to our campground, perhaps i could go with you the first time you go, sit with you, and introduce you to all the other folks. remember, this is a friendly community.
pat