20 Ways Fishing Is Diffeerent Than Sex

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Thought you all might enjoy this! Joe.

20 Ways Fishing is Different Than Sex

#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.

#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.

#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once
in a while.

#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.

#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't
have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.

#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available,he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for Fishing harassment.

#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
 
#21 - You can fish with 20 other people at the same time, and nobody raises an eyebrow

#22 - On a good day, you might score 3 or 4 in a row

#23 - You can do it with your buddy, and not be from California

#24 - You can fish with your best friend's wife, and not get in trouble

#25 - When you're done, picking up some crabs is a GOOD thing...

This thread is now officially rated PG.
 
---#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases---- wrong

I dare to differ with #6----
BEWARE
I have had a recurring case of the fishing pox for several years now. No known cure, can only be treated by getting out on the water and fishing. This is a highly contagious disease that can be transferred from person to person by being subjected to the sport. It is also contracted by the innocent person just trying the sport solo.
 
Holy cats! Those are a lot of good reasons to fish.

In the interest of G-rated wholesomeness, may I forward this offering from Scottish author John Buchan (1875-1940). Said he:
"The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable; a perpetual series of occasions for hope."

Wait a minute. He was talking about fishing, no?
 
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