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I wonder why we are so obsessed with trying to find intelligent life on other planets, when we can’t even find intelligent life here on earth? Just look at the persons running for President!

There is an old way to find out how heavy an anchor you should use. Buy the heaviest one that your wife can pick up.

A true story along the same line of thought: In our family restaurant the soft drink soda was drawn out of a box which was cooled by putting ice into the top part. If you did not keep the ice full the soda came out warm and this did not keep the customers very happy. I worked in this...

In Apalachicola you can launch at the city marina. They have a really nice boat launch area and you can park your vehicle and trailer under the John Gorrie bridge. It is a safe place to leave your vehicle/trailer parked. You can stay at the city marina almost for free. The police are supposed to...

Time is getting close! October 23, 24 and 25. Sign up now as the gathering is only two weeks away. We really want you to come and join in the fun.

Go to NADA Gudes for Boats. This will give you a starting point on price. Some sell for more and Come sell for less.

SENSEI Go on line to Best Western Motels and enter the location of Apalachicola, Florida. Apalachicola is a small town (3000 people) and there is only one Best Western. They will be glad to see you and we will too. Dave Mason

Well I am not getting caught this year with my pants down. I registered late last year and had to stay in Port St. Joe. I just made reservations at the Best Western Motel for October 22 thru 25 so we will have a place to sleep for the Apalachicola Gulf Coast Gathering. This is a really fun...

Being lost is not a problem, if you do not know where you are going.

The rumor here is what ever the cost at West Marine add another zero to the price. I worked for them part time for 7 years at minimum wage. The only advantage was I refurbish 2 sail boats and took advantage of the associate cheap pricing. They finally threw all part timers under the bus and...

One of the posts informed about the Americans that Cuba has killed. Just remember we lost 55,000 in Vietnam which is a communist country. We do business with Vietnam today and American tourist visit all the time. Look at the items for sale in every store that come from China. We have a large...

A pretty young maiden from France Decided she'd "just take a chance." She let herself go for an hour or so and now all her sisters are aunts.

I started to make reservations in Apalachicola on October the 1st and found that for the days I wanted everything was booked. Naturally my wife reminded me that I should of made reservations in September. I did make reservations at the Mainstay Suites in Port St. Joe (24 miles from...

HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY!!! Dave and Marlene will be there. We have been looking forward for the announcement. Lots of fun. Bill and Brenda Russell will be stopping at our house on the way and we are very glad for their stay with us. It will be so good to see all of the Ole Wefings Brats.

An old man on his death bed, ask the nurse to be a witness to his will. His wife, two sons and a daughter were at his bedside. So’ his says to them: Bernie, I want you to take over the Beverly Hills houses, Sybil, I want you to take over the apartments in the Los Angeles plaza, Hymie, I want you...

Coming Back From Ladies Night? My Daddy said when I got married to insist on one night out with the boys. He added if you spend your night out only with the boys: You are a fool!

I really do not want to offend anyone, but this is a true story. In the late 1960’s I worked at the Kennedy Space Center in Florida on the Apollo Project. My friend and fellow worker Jim was an African-American. At this time Black people were now buying houses in previously all white...

I'm so old: each year I get a personnaly engraved invitation to the annual Hospice ball.

I am so old: The local funeral home has me as a friend on their facebook.

WHEN YOU'RE OVER 70 YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT! This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?" I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out." I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a...