Before others fall out of their chairs either laughing or in utter disbelief, I want to make it perfectly clear that I know NOTHING about fishing. Nothing, zippo, null, zero...
I grew up in a ghetto of San Francisco and fishing, skiing, hunting, golf, etc. might as well have been activities on Mars. They weren't part of my life.
Fast forward to today. I'm waiting for my CD25 and my 5 year old son says he wants to go fishing. Fine. It's never too late to learn, so I pack my son up and the two of us head to GI Joes. Turns out they're having all kinds of sales on fishing equipment. I asked one of the salesguys if they have a book similar to "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Fishing." He doesn't laugh, which was a great first step. He then guided me to an inexpensive pole, reel and fishing lures. My son chose a Superman fishing pole.
Then I remember I need a fishing license, which they sell on site. After the general data collection (DL and SS#) the woman asks me, "Are you going to fish for halibut?" What? I tell her, "I wouldn't know a halibut if it jumped in my boat and bit me in the ass!" Then she asks me about some other types of fish...ok, I know what a angel fish looks like and I can recognize a shark. I even know that a killer whale is NOT a fish, but unless a fish looked like Charlie the Tuna, I'm not picking any fish out of a line up. Turns out that there are all kinds of different fish that a person fishing should know in order to not violate the law.
The rule book is something like 135 pages long. Since I can't recognize a tuna from a sardine, I don't plan on keeping anything that I catch (it would literally have to run into my hook). Are there some basic rules that I should know to keep me out of trouble? I started reading the rule book and had my wife create cue cards with photos of the different marine fish to quiz me before bedtime, but I'm looking for a shortcut. I only plan on fishing in saltwater, because my boat is moored in Edmonds and I didn't buy a trailer.
Thanks in advance.
-Sarge
:crook
I grew up in a ghetto of San Francisco and fishing, skiing, hunting, golf, etc. might as well have been activities on Mars. They weren't part of my life.
Fast forward to today. I'm waiting for my CD25 and my 5 year old son says he wants to go fishing. Fine. It's never too late to learn, so I pack my son up and the two of us head to GI Joes. Turns out they're having all kinds of sales on fishing equipment. I asked one of the salesguys if they have a book similar to "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Fishing." He doesn't laugh, which was a great first step. He then guided me to an inexpensive pole, reel and fishing lures. My son chose a Superman fishing pole.
Then I remember I need a fishing license, which they sell on site. After the general data collection (DL and SS#) the woman asks me, "Are you going to fish for halibut?" What? I tell her, "I wouldn't know a halibut if it jumped in my boat and bit me in the ass!" Then she asks me about some other types of fish...ok, I know what a angel fish looks like and I can recognize a shark. I even know that a killer whale is NOT a fish, but unless a fish looked like Charlie the Tuna, I'm not picking any fish out of a line up. Turns out that there are all kinds of different fish that a person fishing should know in order to not violate the law.
The rule book is something like 135 pages long. Since I can't recognize a tuna from a sardine, I don't plan on keeping anything that I catch (it would literally have to run into my hook). Are there some basic rules that I should know to keep me out of trouble? I started reading the rule book and had my wife create cue cards with photos of the different marine fish to quiz me before bedtime, but I'm looking for a shortcut. I only plan on fishing in saltwater, because my boat is moored in Edmonds and I didn't buy a trailer.
Thanks in advance.
-Sarge
:crook