Q&A from an AARP Forum"
Q: Where can women over the age of 60 find
younger, sexy men who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you
can finish the basement. When you are done
you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your
60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant!
Q: How can you avoid spotting wrinkles every
time you walk by a mirror?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet
parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving
it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye
glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by
60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
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"The trouble with getting a life is making the payments."
-- Anonymous
Q: Where can women over the age of 60 find
younger, sexy men who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you
can finish the basement. When you are done
you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your
60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant!
Q: How can you avoid spotting wrinkles every
time you walk by a mirror?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet
parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving
it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye
glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by
60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
************************
"The trouble with getting a life is making the payments."
-- Anonymous