Wandering Sagebrush
Free Range Human
Even though I hope we don't get into politics this fall, I found a lot of humor in this definition from Ambrose Bierce (Bitter Bierce), probably from his Devil's Dictionary.
Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
Ambrose Bierce
Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
Ambrose Bierce