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Wandering Sagebrush

Wandering Sagebrush

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Last night, Diana and I had dinner with our daughter Rachel and grandsons Thomas (T) and Matthew.

While at the table, T who is pushing three years, let out with a resounding belch. Rachel, expecting an "Excuse me", asked T "and what do you say?". With out missing a step, T says "Watch where you're pointing that thing!".

Needless to say, yours truly almost choked over a very good stir fry.
 
My 3 year old granddaughter GIGI told what happened at school the other day.

"My teacher caught this Itchy Bug and put it into a box with some green leaves. She said that the Itchy Bug will turn into a RACCOON and later it will be a beautiful butterfly".
 
My three year old grandson loves french fries. My daughter calls them baby crack, but my son-in-law enjoys sharing them with the grandson. One day at a restaurant, the server asked my grandson what he wanted to order, and he replied with a straight face that he wanted some baby crack!
 
Another Nevaehism:

My DIL is a primary school teacher. As such, she has already begun teaching Nevaeh to read. Last week she tells Nevaeh to get a book; it's reading time. Little Miss Nevaeh responds: "I can't. The veins in my eyes are infected and I"m blind". :shock: Apparenlty she had been watching a kiddie show explaining what "infections" are; amazing.
 
My daughter was changing her daughter Carly when someone else's twin boys were taken aback, asked a couple questions, and promised to get Carly a shnitzel for Christmas.
 
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