My brother has a side business of spreading ashes at sea. It helps pay for his gas so he can fly. Last year a lady asked to be "buried at sea" when she die's. He said sure " who's going to handle the cremation?" She goes on for 10 minutes about how the under takers is a thief and charges to much and just wants pat to wrapper her in a bag and dump her out of the plane whole 5 miles out. He thought she was just messing with him but she got really mad when he started laughing. He told her it was to hard to do from a small plane and she should try the crab boats in town. Some people just want to go the way they want to go.
