Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes
The best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to
See accountants on my operating table, because when
You open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you
Should try electricians! Everything inside them is
Color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really
Think librarians are the best, everything inside them
Is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You
Know, I like construction workers...those guys always
understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them
All up when he observed: "You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no
Guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and
The head and the ass are interchangeable."
The best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to
See accountants on my operating table, because when
You open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you
Should try electricians! Everything inside them is
Color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really
Think librarians are the best, everything inside them
Is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You
Know, I like construction workers...those guys always
understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them
All up when he observed: "You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no
Guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and
The head and the ass are interchangeable."