Critter Corner

Man, oh, man, you two legged critters are funny!
Now, I know everyone is sitting up straight, and on your hands in anticipation of today's big response to the earlier inquiry. The answer is that 41 per cent of us will buy lcsoui3' ;w'E dfq', fd.',; '/ Buster! Get off the dam keys! ekl;v .?
lkkvbfd Buster! hteyjbyjku //esty baddkitty! drgywv h j kukku
 
Gameday.jpg
 
Cute! He looks like he's going to tear you up. I wouldn't even attempt to give that critter a pill!
 
Oh man,
That is just wrong... on so many levels. :roll:
 
So why am I still laughing so hard?!?!
 
Catman":1x78q9uv said:
Okay, I'll start. Question: What will 41 per cent of critter owners do for their pets in the next few weeks?
Click to expand...

Back to your original question, Catman....
I think I have the answer.

ph403.jpg
 
My sentiments exactly!
Captain Elliot

:note :note :note

"Walkin' in a Westie Wonderland"

Dog tags ring, are you listenin'?
In the lane, snow is glistenin'.
It's yellow, NOT white - I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee, it's MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland."

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man,
So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fence-post,
flows my natural incense boast;
"Stay off of my TURF, this small piece of earth,
I marked it as my winter wonderland..

:note :note :note


Written by Duffy Dog the Westie
 
Kay, I don't know how to respond to that, though I'd like to say something.
 
I know, I'll respond to your first message. We've got a wiener, Brats! Kay has correctly guessed that fully 41 per cent of us will buy our furry buddies a Christmas present.
Now, regarding spraying activity, I simply ask nicely that my cats avoid such base vulgarity, and they cheerfully comply.
 
Booster goes to the vet for his Buster tonight.
 
Hey Mike, how come you keep dressin' up that mutt like he was your little doll? I thought you were cool.
 
Well, Buster got taken to the vet for his booster tonight. He hopped into the cat carrier like the mature young man he is, and away we went.
But don't you know, he's got some blood on his furry white chest. Doc gave him a spot shave and unveiled two snake-like fang bites that weren't more than a couple hours old. What a coincidence. Hey, while I'm here can you fix the holes in his skin?
Oh, well. More antibiotics for the now 15 pounder.
 
Buster is our walking Vet bill. Hopefully he will out grow his current state of being which is.... sticking his nose where it doesn't belong. He assumes everything that breaths wants to be his buddy and will play with him. After many swipes to the face and flank, he still doesn't get it. He's an expensive sweetheart.

cb
 
I'm afraid the wife's right. Still, that critter sounds a little like his daddy.
 
first time we have been given a greetings from a talking dog--that is really cool,
Wade & Lois :xlol
 
Anybody get any new pets for Christmas? Anyone pick up a new puppy today?
 
They are still on the road as of 5:45 pm...stay tuned! ("Film at 11:00...")
TyBoo":2rjvp0no said:
Anybody get any new pets for Christmas? Anyone pick up a new puppy today?
Click to expand...
 
Back
Top