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Yet another blonde joke....... 80,000 blondes are gathered for a “Blondes Are Not Stupid” convention. The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. The leader says: Can Ihave a volunteer?” A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and...

A blond was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car. The officer also happened to be a blond and she asked for the blonde's driver's license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blond...

Those back-to-back seats are found everywhere in small runabouts in various versions. They make down into a flat, long, sleeping area/bed as an added feature. Plus, they have a storage area under them. Try various wordings, but here's "back to back boat seats for sale" on Google: back...

This guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm. The night was roiling and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car coming towards him and stop. The guy, without thinking about it...

The Chinese Doctor While in China, an American single man acts promiscuous and does not use protection the entire time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his... swimsuit area... covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he...

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." They pondered this possibility, but the Frenchman and the Russian soon shake their heads in disagreement...

Just in case you can't access the article in the Seattle Times, here's a posting of it: Environment Tire dust killing coho salmon returning to Puget Sound, new research shows Dec. 3, 2020 at 11:00 am Updated Dec. 3, 2020 at 3:53 pm A team led by researchers at the University of Washington...

What do you guys and gals think of this? Tire dust killing coho salmon returning to Puget Sound, new research shows https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-ne ... &utm_term=

Lots of good ideas here. A couple of thoughts: 1. The older you get, as you get weaker and less steady, the more useful handholds become. Add them on the inside and outside as needed, keeping the cosmetic look of the boat the best you can. Be sure they're placed in the best, safest, most...

What Are the Odds??? A statistics professor plans to travel to a conference by plane. When he passes the security check, they discover a bomb in his carry-on-baggage. Of course, he is hauled off immediately for interrogation. "I don't understand it!" the interrogating officer exclaims. "You're...

A Tale of Two Pilots An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h in 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears. The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio...

What did you notice as you grew older? Buck’s Dirty Dozen 1-you shrink 2-your nose gets bigger 3-your ears get bigger 4-your back and knees hurt 5-tough to take a leak 6-teeth get yellow 7-you need reading glasses 8-you grow cataracts 9-you need a stool softener 10-flatulence...

Today kids are so smart! A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 'Mommy, the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not polite.' 'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you...

Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill vows to overcome this rash desire on his own. A few weeks later...

Over the years on this site, a number of posts have said that NAPA Parts Stores have or can get parts for various outboard motors. Might well be a parts source worth checking out. Joe. :teeth :thup

Ralph and Edna... Depends how you look at things. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool...

THIS IS THE MOST HEART-WARMING STORY YOU MAY EVER READ. HEART WARMING LAWYER STORY One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are...

50 years ago, when my son was an infant, I first thought of the idea of cleaning a baby's bottom by backing the kid into a Bowling Ball Cleaning Machine. Probably qualify as Third Degree Child Abuse today.................. Joe. :thup :teeth

Subject: IRISH COP vs, London Lawyer: Who's the smartest? > A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop > > He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from > LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Mick > cop. He...