THE CAT in the hat

[BrentB]

THE CAT

IN THE HAT





On Aging!



I cannot See

I cannot Pee

I cannot chew

I cannot screw

Oh my god what can I do?



My memory shrinks

My hearing stinks

No sense of smell

I look like hell

My mood is bad - can you tell?



My body's drooping

Have trouble pooping

The Golden Years

have come at last



The Golden Years

can kiss my ass.









(Author Unknown)