The envelope contained a key fob with a Dodge Ram symbol on one side and the words "Get Torqued" on the other. I think it is a Dodge/Cummins promotion of some sort. The return address used the same words, but torqued was spelled with an unmistakiable "F" rather than a "T". (I am certain this was due to a slip of the pen and not intentional.)
Nevertheless, I called the prime suspect in another state, and although he didn't send it, he did say he had given my address to the guy who did.
It was actually pretty humorous, and not unlike something I would have done myself. My post above was just a gentle dig at the friend who sent it. There was no harm done, and none intended, so the whole thing turns out comical. (Unless my message to the lawyer's office wasn't received before the DA got hold of it!) I still haven't seen the thing, but when I do, I will come up with some sort of appropriate retribution. I am good at that - very good - so if any of this sounds familiar to anyone, beware!!