Canucks on the Brat Map

Da Nag · Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:04 pm Post subject: Canucks on the Brat Map

We've still no access to a free Canadian postal code database, which would allow our northern Brats to add themselves to the Brat Map.

However, in a moment of weakness - I agreed to add one of the pesky Canucks manually. I suppose they'll all want this special treatment now.

So listen up, eh. The process is easy - just follow these simple steps.

1. Make sure you are Canadian. If you're unsure, smash your big toe with a hammer, go to the hospital to get it fixed, then see if they give you a bill. If they do - stop reading now, you can add yourself to the Brat Map.

2. If not - reply to this thread, and ask to be added

3. Ensure your city and province have been entered in your profile

4. Apologize for Celine Dion

I'll add you as time permits, typically within a day or so.

You're welcome, hosers.

JamesTXSD · Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:18 pm Post subject:

Well, that should be good for international relations, eh? Wink

And we know you meant "hosers" in the nicest way possible. Cool

Da Nag · Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:52 pm Post subject:

BrentB · Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 7:14 am Post subject:

boilerplate for guv' mint services

A {Provincial Health Ministry Official} sits in his office twiddling his thumbs. After he gets tired of doing that, he decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. "This will look nice on my mantelpiece," he decides, and takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes. "I wish for an ice cold Molson right now!" He gets his drink and sips it. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on a tropical island where beautiful women indulge my every whim." Suddenly he is on a beach under a palm tree surrounded by gorgeous women. He tells the genie his third and last wish: "I wish I'd never have to work ever again."…
… POOF! He's back in his office at the {provincial health ministry}...

At work, we hear the black hole joke often
Q Hey lab guy, name 2 black holes
A1 The ones in space (collapsed stars)
A2 Specimens sent to the lab
Have a nice day

I use

http://www.canadapost.ca/cpotools/apps/fpc/personal/findByCity?execution=e1s1

when I ship microbiology CDs to Canada

goldpan · Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:33 pm Post subject:

Please add me and Thanks EH!

Da Nag · Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 1:23 pm Post subject:

dotnmarty · Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:22 pm Post subject:

please post in French also-it's the law

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPKSw1OeK2w

Tug · Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 7:29 pm Post subject:

When you get the time you can also add me to the Brat Map. Tug

Da Nag · Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 7:38 pm Post subject:

Gotcha, Tug.

A Fishin C · Guest

me to...

please.

Tug · Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 7:52 pm Post subject:

Thank You.

starcrafttom · Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:00 pm Post subject:

I love that movie, most of the actors are canadians.

Paddle-2tc · Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:09 pm Post subject:

Please add me to the map as well, and no need to ask - my sincerest apologies for Celine Dion.
Bill.

Da Nag · Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:49 pm Post subject:

A Fishin C and Paddle-2tc - done and done.

And dagnabit...I just lost $10. I bet a buddy of mine, one of the first three Canucks would actually apologize for Celine. Didn't happen until #4.

I knew I should have gone with Justin Bieber.

Da Nag · Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:59 pm Post subject: