mathematics

[wailedcentipede]

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?



Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:



If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.



Then:



H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%







and





K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%



But,



A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%



And,



B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%



AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.



A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%



So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude

will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

[wailedcentipede]

just reread this post if its not appropriate as theirs kids on site
managers please delete ... wc

[oldgrowth]

I like your "What makes 100%".
There is a lot of truth to it.

I see nothing wrong with it.

[rogerbum]

I thought it was kind of funny and I've certainly seen/heard worse in PG13 movies.

Also, I'm guessing that most internet savvy kids could easily stumble across much worse AND are not likely to find most of the stuff on this site interesting enough to spend much time here. Just my 2 cents...

Roger on the SeaDNA

[dogon dory]

Sorry, Folks - Post Deleted By Author

[doc]

I see nothing wrong with it, especially compared to the constant stream of drivel (can I say drivel) and BS kids are exposed to on TV, at school etc. It shouldn't hurt anyone to hear about the benefits of a good attitude.