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Redƒox · Guest

Hope this don't land me on my ear tonight Embarrased

I just had to share it (it terrible Xmas Naughty

) I haven't laughed so hard in a while Teeth

~~~

I understand if it gets "zapped" ... here goes:

Subject: FW: no child left behind

NCLB Testing

In response to President Bush's federal "No Child Left Behind
Act" (NCLB), it is proposed that students will have to pass a
test to be promoted to the next grade level. In the hope that
this proposal will be uniformly adopted by all of the states, the
new test will be called the Federal Arithmetic and
Reading Test, or FART.

All students who cannot pass a FART in the second grade will be
retested in Grades 3, 4, and 5 until they are capable of passing
a FART score of 80%. If a student does not successfully FART by
grade 5, that student shall be placed in a separate English
program known as the Special Mastery Elective for Learning
Language, or SMELL.

If, with this increased SMELL program, the student cannot pass
the required FART test, he or she can still graduate to middle
school by taking another one-semester course in Comprehensive
Reading and Arithmetic Preparation, or CRAP. If by age fourteen
the student cannot FART, SMELL, or CRAP, he or she can earn
promotion in an intensive one-week seminar known as the
Preparatory Reading for Unprepared Nationally Exempted Students,
or PRUNES.

It is the opinion of the Department of Instruction for Public
Schools (DIPS) that an intensive week of PRUNES will enable any
student to FART, SMELL, or CRAP. This revised provision of the
student component of the House Bill 101 should help "clear the
air" as part of the "No School Left Standing" Act.

Xmas Naughty

toothy · Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:33 am Post subject:

Yu'z a funny feller.
You cant move to the soggy part of the state. We need some humor hereabowt's. Laughing

Wade

D5800877351 · Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:37 am Post subject:

You are a funny man

I can FART Moon

Redƒox · Guest

If only I wrote it Cry

I ain't that good Xmas LOL

OK... I gotta be good-fer-sumpin tonight. New pix of my babys in the last page of my album here on the pub Beer

(taken with poofy-girlfriends new Digital Rebel Embarrased

) but now I got my own Teeth

SLR Canon Digital. Look for better pix this summer buds. out... Bat

Little Catelyn · Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 4:52 am Post subject:

Oh

-- Just got home and read this. Sure needed a good laugh about now. Thanks!

Corwin

Sea Wolf · Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 7:44 am Post subject:

Greg-

Only SLIGHTLY reminds me of my 35 years in the classroom!!!

For your outstanding efforts, your are awarded the

FUNNY FLYWHEEL OF THE MONTH AWARD:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=4543987094&category=50439

Wind this up and give it a spin!!!

Joe.

B~C · Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 8:01 am Post subject:

good stuff, we may not be the best at cypherin but we can pass any FART test you'd want to throw at us.. ...Joe, that's a Yamaha part?

Sneaks · Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 10:23 am Post subject:

Well, that flywheel certainly spun my Yamaha up.

Byrdman · Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 10:35 am Post subject:

WOW... if only I could send this to the nuns from Holy Rosary in Donelson, TN (Sisters of Mercy... who had little of that when in mass) who use to administer the dreaded ruler treatment for those of us who were as we can see now ahead of our times in education.....and passing the FARTs in the pews after leaving the playground 5 days a week..... You try not to laugh when your buddy rips one on those hard wooden pews in the morning... Yep, a lot of time for me with the nuns and the ruler... Mr. Green

Sea Wolf · Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:31 pm Post subject:

Ken-

The Yamaha flywheel is the circular black object on the right hand side further down the page, if you can get your eyes to focus down that far away from the added attraction in the black thingee. I trust your professional background in diesel mechanics should be able to discern between these two objects of intrigue. Good luck at this difficult task! Joe.

C-Hawk · Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:37 pm Post subject:

Heck- I got twin Hondas--- think I could get a couple of those to fit on my boat?

TyBoo · Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 3:08 pm Post subject:

That's another reason to choose Honda over Yamaha. I can still take my 8 and 11 year old girls on my boat without worrying about them seeing the flywheel.

Redƒox · Guest

Ah Man! that's what I call havin' the "poof" in all the right places Xmas Eek

New girlfriend on the way soon enough Xmas Naughty

B~C · Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 5:52 pm Post subject:

Ok I sees it now Joe....I was just marveling at the wonders of science and DNA ya know