The unforseen dangers of passengers

[Chivita]

A Captain with a whale watching boat full of seniors is out on the Sound, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up.

After approximately 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about eight times.

He asks her why they do not eat almonds themselves.

Whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth. They are not able to chew them.

"Then why do you buy them?" he asks puzzled.

The old lady answers:
"We just love the chocolate around them."

[wailedcentipede]

yuk ... lol ...